The No Bullshit Files

Raw, Unfiltered IT Reality

The Conference Room Truth Bomb

Ever been in one of those meetings where someone finally says what everyone's been thinking?

Here's a legendary moment where truth met corporate politics head-on in a conference room showdown.

What started as another buzzword-filled brag session turned into a mic-drop moment no one saw coming.

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Warning: Contains raw, unfiltered IT reality. May cause excessive nodding and knowing smirks.

The Snapshot Saga – A Certified Cluster

When a cert-chasing executive demands a server snapshot be uploaded to SharePoint for vendor review, chaos ensues. Despite his recent VMware certification, he confuses snapshots with full system clones, leading to a series of missteps and misunderstandings.

This story delves into the challenges of dealing with theoretical knowledge devoid of practical experience, highlighting the importance of hands-on expertise in IT operations.

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Legacy Detonated

What happens when a clueless suit walks into a 15-year-old IT environment built on unsupported servers, zero budget, and pure stubborn survival—and starts pointing fingers at the only people who kept it running?

This is the moment where a decade of pent-up truth finally erupts, and the history they never bothered to ask for is laid out in brutal, unfiltered detail.

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Warning: Contains legacy systems, explosive language, and one hell of a mic drop.

This content is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual meetings, living or dead, is purely... well, you know how these things go.

🕒 Last updated: April 21, 2025